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    But, re-entering the dating scene can still intimidate the most stalwart paladin, the most intrepid latte sipper.

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June 15, 2008

The Gong Tormented Heath

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The eremite, while waddling past the ghost-warbling nightingale and careening through galactic sectors on the grecian urn, admits to himself, and to his astral retinue, that the bards who weep of lapis lazuli, dancing elves, and dolphin torn waterways, have quality control mechanisms and engineering charts that result in finer, orb-like structures on a more consistent basis, though, doubtlessly, the bard of autumn, chapman's homer, and opiated stupors reaches greater levels at the furthest end of the opposite end of the long tail.

They all listen, they all feel the diaphanous footfall of every echoing word as it reflects through the shadows and then softly drapes the lichens, they all seek wisdom.
Maddened fairy foil, crumpled up, uncrumples and is gay.

The organ that the digerati activate has large, columnar pipes and is set into an urban edifice. Attendees bawl over the mournful, recursive fugues. The moors fill with glee. The cities are orbited by pod-filled aerial traffic jams which crawl and wind in worn abstractions to their cyclical beginnings only to warp-accelerate and trace their path anew. The bubble-gleaming craft delight in their own glossy existence.

And, through it all, the ancient alchemist's gems refract the age.

Photo is of Constantin Brancusi's Sleeping Muse.

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Honorary Antiaging Wunderkinds:

  • Michael Hanson at 33.50 Years Old
    The blogger who got fired from Microsoft is a baby faced wunderkind underneath the Van Dyke.
  • Kevin Rose at 30.74 Years Old:
    Digg's chief architect has an almost Euro-prettiness going on. Keep the geek-apps coming!
  • Peter Rojas at 31.50 Years Old:
    We like him: urbane, articulate, dark hair, fair skin, youthful, photogenic.
  • Cory Doctorow at 36.63 Years Old:
    Geeky cool, youthful, perhaps a bit contrarian, full of cred. We like him.
  • Chad Hurley at 30.08 Years Old:
    He looks like a royal with his unkempt elegance.
    So handsome, so successful.
  • Bill Gates at 51.57 Years Old:
    Life is kind to the wealthiest man/most famous geek: the all important baby face to go along with everything else.
  • Nat Friedman at 30.48 Years Old:
    This Linux genius cannot take a bad picture. He is quite literally overflowing with youthful exuberance here.
  • Jason Calacanis at 33.99 Years Old:
    Undeniable baby face. Lifestyle, diet, and a cherubic facial shape affect this honorary wunderkind's appearance.
  • Bruce Sterling at 50.42 Years Old:
    Such refreshing boyish charm and, let's not forget, cyberpunk brilliance. A definite honorary wunderkind.

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